Funny Tumblr Posts About the Mortal Instruments
[Alec's phone rings. He puts it on Speaker]
Alec: Alec Lightwood. Hello.
Magnus: Hi baby. It's Magnus.
[Isabelle, Simon and Jace all look up, alarmed to hear a Man's voice]
Alec: [embarrassed] All right.
Magnus: Are you coming round tonight?
Alec: I can't I'm going up Takis with the lads.
Magnus: Oh come round first. We'll have a bit of time together.
Alec: All right.
Magnus: Have some fun.
Alec: Yep. Okay.
Magnus: Are you going to bring the toys again?
[Alec embarrased, hurriedly picks the phone up]
Alec: Erm, Yeah... okay... yeah... look forward to... doing it to you too. All right, bye.
[Alec puts the phone down. There is a stunned silence]
Jace: The Toys?
Alec: Shut up.
Simon: What are the toys? Is it Buckaroo? It's not Boggle is it?
Alec: Shut up.
Jace: If it's Kerplunk I'm coming round.
Alec: It was a private phone call, so...
Isabelle: Well, don't put it on speakerphone then Alec.
Simon: Is it Hungry Hippos?
Alec: FUCK OFF SIMON!
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reading ya fantasy novels is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a helicopter
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Clary on her way to kick some asses after someone was mean to Jace
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Alec and Magnus at Ironworks Party_City of Fallen Angels
Clary: I haven't even solved my relationship drama yet, why am I in the front row seat to yours?
Simon: I wanna go home. Oh wait! I don't have one.
Jordan: …
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This scene>>>
We are not talking enough about the fact that
Alec wasn't accepted by his parents and Izzy was angry he didn't tell her
Alec has read Marvel comics
Simon is an absolute nerd to make this joke
Actually we aren't talking enough about TMI-gang in general
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Alec: Wait, what's going on?
Literally the whole TMI gang: Idk bro we were gonna ask you
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I have this headcanon that sometimes Clary likes to be really petty and hide things from Jace by putting things in pictures (in the same way the mortal cup was hidden in the card), and acting really innocent like "I haven't taken your phone from you Jace it's right there!" "IT'S IN A PAINTING CLARY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE IT?"
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"I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners."
Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray."
—Cassandra Clare, City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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Stranger Things season 4 having Jamie Campbell-Bower in it is really bringing out the Mortal Instruments movie fans after 8 years
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funny and iconic scenes from City Of Lost Souls
Simon being my fav
magnus bane being the most iconic character
evil!jace and sebastian being besties
some random gems
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i just realised that i still have my notes from watching the mortal instruments movie for the first time in my notes app, because i wanted to share my thoughts with my best friend.
so naturally, i'm going to put it on the internet.
LILY COLLINS OMG
'it's my birthday, i wanna go to a club,' don't, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into
oh hello jocelyn *tucks hair behind ear*
luke looks too old and too young at the same time
ok clary is a better friend than me, i would never attend a poetry reading
simon you couldn't be more obvious if you tried
how did she do that in her coffee without looking
why does she want to get in a club just because it has a mysterious symbol on it
AYO ISABELLE??!!!
clary dearest, when we see mysterious people stab someone, we do not scream
jace looks like he's sucked on a lemon (actually low-key what i thought tom riddle should look like)
clary you literally did this, why are you surprised about the symbols hanging up in your room
jace, when we like a girl, we do not show up at coffee shops in some thing that looks like an eBay cosplay knockoff
HOLD THE PHONE, JACE IS BRITISH?
jocelyn is so hot
why is jace standing like that
girlboss gatekeep gaslight
is the dog meant to be the lizard thing
okay why did jace kill it, clary needed her girl boss moment
'okay, i did just save your life' i may have giggled
why does jace immediately know it's the cup
i don't remember anything she'd want me to forget
of course simon makes a dnd reference
sorry, i cannot take the humping leg guy seriously, like his haircut, his accent
jace said acab
clary, girl. don't just ask men to strip for you, especially himbos like jace
alec looks WAY too old
isabelle looks too dorky
BAHAHAHA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE SILENT BROTHERS SERIOUSLY
not jace and my granddad saying the same thing at the cemetery
WHERE IS THE THING WHERE JACE PULLS HER HAIR OUT, THAT WAS TOO CUTE NOT TO INCLUDE
oh there it is
they don't have guns in the book ffs
alec is such a piss baby in this
when did this turn into fifty shades of grey
the gang of vampires looks like a scene out of a horror video game
fight scene to techno? a vibe?
TWILIGHT 2.0
nvm, jace is also a piss baby
'my one true love is myself' 'at least you don't have to worry about rejection' 'i turn myself down once in a while to keep it interesting'
the garden looks familiar
jace stop being emo
ew
why are they dry all of a sudden
'why didn't you say you had him in your bed? we wouldn't all fit' stop being petty jace
why does it take a minute for jace to take off all his weapons
i think you need your door fixed
um where's simon's archery skills
clary, hug jace too
fuck you hodge
why does valentine look like a pirate
THE WAY THE WOLF TOOK OUT THE KID HAHAHAHAH
how did luke get dressed that quickly
me @ children
has if hodge spoils the whole jace x clary plot line
i love how magnus only raises his hood a little: a warlock? *lifts hood slightly* MAGNUS THE WARLOCK?
'can you see it?' *looks up at burning orange beacon of light* 'idk maybe'
tf why is jocelyn floating like that
okay why did you crave it on your hand
YES CLARY KILL HIM
valentine doesn't deserve rights
isabelle looks like a ghostbuster with a flamethrower
this sounds like a male tennis match
SPARRING
question, how did valentine do the pentagram with spears
sorry for laughing, but asking someone if they like to play music before slamming their face into a piano…
YUH KICK HIS ASS CLARY
snow in da library, let's go
clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere
some matilda type shit
not jace using pick up lines when he thinks clary's his sister *cue sweet home alabama*
why isn't the motorcycle flying
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the sass
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My favorite thing about rereading the mortal instruments is that it is cannon that shadowhunters take the NY subway
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I swear to you Simon got me rolling on the floor with laughter in Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy
"…and grabbed the tree in a hug so intimate, he wondered if they were now dating."
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Isabelle: Is that, Brother Zachariah? When did he get hot?
Will & Tessa: HOW DARE YOU! Are you blind?
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Thank you, Magnus. That would be all.
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Imagine reading this without context
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Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot
Also Jace: tf is a mango?
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CASSANDRA JEAN ALWAYS THE BEST😂 @cassandrajp
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Some of y'all don't constantly simp over fictional podcasts and books and it shows...
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